Monday, September 29, 2014

O. Henry, pass the rice pudding!

This weeks contribution to satisfying mind and stomach comes from a collection of short stories by O. Henry, otherwise known as William Sydney Porter. Like any good story teller the origin of his pen name depends upon the most recent explanation. It is also unclear if the candy bar is an homage to the author but that is not important. What is important is the stories he told. And the food mentioned in the stories he told. You may be familiar with "The Gift of the Magi" about a young newlywed couple who sell their prized possessions to by gifts intended to embellish each others prized possessions. Or "the Last Leaf" which tells of a grizzled old painter who risks pneumonia in order to inspire a young sick painter who is waiting for the last leaf to fall before she succumbs to death herself. In each of these there is a mention of pork chops but I chose to do something sweet since I included bacon last time.

The story I chose from the many included in this collection has to do with a young typewriter who in the process of lamenting summer love in the springtime and copying menus, unwittingly leads her lost love directly to her doorstep. O. Henry's dry sense of humor and self deprecating tone are just a few of the reasons I love reading his work. Also Springtime Ala Carte has so many foods mentioned in it that I probably read this story by the light of the open refrigerator door. From lobster to dandelion greens and from ice cream to boiled cabbage the mere mention of the dishes from Shulenberg's menu kept my hunger in place. Having never made rice pudding I decided to give it a try and was not disappointed. Other than having to stir frequently it was one of the easier recipes I have undertaken. So for your entertainment and gastronomic satisfaction I give you,
Rice Pudding 
As inspired by:
Springtime Ala Carte
By: O. Henry

(I used the Americas Test Kitchen recipe but then added cinnamon on my own.)

  Serves 6 to 8

We prefer pudding made from medium-grain rice, but long-grain is perfectly acceptable if that’s what you happen to have on hand.

Ingredients

  • 1/4 teaspoon table salt
  • 1 cup medium-grain rice (white), or long grain white rice
  • 2 1/2 cups whole milk
  • 2 1/2 cups half-and-half
  • 2/3 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 1/4 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp cinnamon 

Instructions

1. Bring 2 cups water to boil in large, heavy-bottomed pot (at least 3 quarts) or small soup kettle (4 to 5 quarts). Stir in salt and rice; cover and simmer over low heat, stirring once or twice until water is almost fully absorbed, 15 to 20 minutes.

2. Add milk, half-and-half and sugar. Increase heat to medium-high to bring to simmer, then reduce heat to maintain simmer. Cook uncovered, stirring frequently, until mixture starts to thicken, about 30 minutes. Reduce heat to low and continue to cook, stirring every couple of minutes to prevent sticking and scorching, until a spoon is just able to stand up in the pudding, about 15 minutes longer.

3. Remove from heat and stir in vanilla extract. Cool and serve at room temperature or chilled. (Can be covered with plastic wrap on surface of pudding and then refrigerated up to 2 days.)

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Interesting tidbit

In addition to posting recipes and book recommendations I will be giving you a piece of knowledge which may not be immediately useful but may come in handy on a quiz show down the road. Take it for what its worth but I have a lot of trivia hanging out in my head and I am always on the look out for more.

When I was slogging through my college days I had quite a bit on my plate. I was working full time and attending school full time. We were expecting our first child and I had some responsibilities at our local congregation. It was 9:00 at night and I had just finished some homework. I logged in to my online class portal and looked at the calendar. With the weight of the pounding ocean surf came the realization that I had missed the time frame for my last final exam. I panicked, started meltdown mode, and cried out in anguish "I can tell you the average length of a whale shark but cant remember to take a stinking test!!" Yes, it was as melodramatic as it sounds. My wife stifled a chuckle and tried to console me. It ended up working out in the end, my professor opened up the final for me to take and I learned a valuable lesson. I quickly forgot the lesson, but I still remember how long a whale shark is.

So,
 For Your Information:

Whale Shark:
Scientific Name: Rhincodon typus
Life Span: 70 years 
Length: 41.5 Feet (longest on record but many belive there are longer whale sharks out there.)
Weight: 47,000 lbs or 21.5 Metric Tons
Diet: Plankton

This shark is the largest invertebrate animal in the world. They prefer tropical climates and are pretty docile fish. They are listed as endangered, like long walks, and poetry. If you are nice they may let you hitch a ride. 

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Arrrrgh, me matey!!! Light and flaky treasure ahead!!!


It be no coincy-dents that I be finish'n the swashbucklin' adventures of Treasure Island on Speak Like a Pirate Day, Friday September 19th. Actually it was very much a coincidence, The day I finished the novel by Robert Louis Stevenson is the day set apart in the "Colonies" as a day dedicated to Gentlemen O' Fortune.  

This was my first time reading Treasure Island, what many consider to be a timeless classic. I have to say that I agree with them. I would tell myself that I would read just one chapter before bed and then end up reading three or four. That is usually a good indicator for me that a book is entertaining. My one regret was not looking up more of the sailing terms and slang, but I was to engrossed in the story to stop. Usually I substituted "something boat realated" for terms I didn't understand. My second reading of Treasure Island will be much more investigative, "and you can lay to that!" as Long John Silver would say.

Much more to the point of this blog post is the moment in the story when Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver and the four remaining pirates make a meal of "biscuits and bacon." I love love bacon like a buccaneer loves pieces of eight. I also have a soft flaky place in my heart for southern biscuits. That's why I used Alton Brown's Southern biscuit recipe. As you can see from the picture above they turned out beautifully. I know the pirates likely ate sea biscuits or some other bland quick bread but if I am going to satisfy my reading induced hunger its going to be delicious. Arrgh!! 

Let me esplain...

Call me Nathan.

If you got that reference you may just love this blog. If you didn't you still may love it because I will also be highlighting some of my favorite foods. If you don't like food then we can't be friends but you can still stalk my blog and leave disparaging comments about my attempts to share two things that I love, in an unconventional way. But if you do, let it be known here that the cosmic forces of karma will untie your shoelaces at very inopportune times and may just result in you tripping into a trash compactor. Not very likely but do you really want to take that chance just to be snarky.

I love to read. My literary interests include everything from humor, the outdoors, the 19th century, sports, religion, suspense, and humorous 19th century suspenseful religious outdoor sports. One thing that I have found as I read is that food invariably comes into the story at some point. Descriptions of feasts, snacks, and picnics get my mouth a watering. I figure if reading makes me hungry some of you may feel the same. Or you may think I am a deranged lunatic, which is possible but if lunatics can enjoy delicious food than lace up the straight jacket.

I hope you enjoy this literary-culinary adventure. If not watch your shoelaces...